March is a time to celebrate! It brings the end of winter, leprechauns, and most importantly - Tiffany's birthday. To mark the magnanimity of this wonderful month, I am growing a mustache. I've started out with a full-grown beard, as Tiffany won't allow me to grow the soup-strainer unaccompanied by the rest of my facial hair (I think she's afraid it would get lonely as an island on my upper-lip - she's always so considerate). But now I have a dilemma: come March 31st what should my mustache look like? The possibilities are endless!! In order to decide, I need the help of YOU, the PID reader. In the sidebar, you will see a survey, of the mustache that I should try to emulate when it comes time to carve a beautiful specimen onto my face. Here are the possibilities (feel free to provide any other suggestions in the comments):
Ned Flanders
Hulk Hogan
The Dread Pirate Roberts
Bandit
Ambrose Burnside
The poll closes at 11:59 pm on 3/30, so get in your votes! Thanks for your input, and remember - every vote counts!
